iverbz:

eluting:

an ideal date would be eating takeout dinner in our pjs while watching Netflix and you play with my hair

yall literally have the lowest standards in the history of the universe and there are animals that accept urine as a mating gift

(Source: girlslug)

pornstarbucks:

when you forget theres homework due tomorrowimage

foreveralone-lyguy:

foreveralone-lyguy:

Who the hell invented the word “smexy” and what the fuck does the letter m in it even stand for

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thanks

(Source: foreveralone-lyguy)

evgeniemalkin:

The problem with Les Miserables is you can say it wrong and sound like a douche or you can say it right and sound like a douche

(Source: ohh-gawd)

comedycentral:

Click here to watch Jon Stewart cover Kansas’s anti-gay legislation on The Daily Show.

And you can watch full episodes anytime, anywhere on the Comedy Central app.

zodiacmind:

Fun facts about your sign here

creaseintime:

are you ready to get

creaseintime:

are you ready to get

creaseintime:

SPOOKY

creaseintime:

SPOOKY

zerstorend:

do you ever get in those moods where you don’t know how to feel and everything kinda feels mixed up and you’re just sitting there alone in your room trying to figure out what the fuck is wrong with you

spenceromg:

do your eyes ever randomly go out of focus and then you are too lazy to focus them back in and just stare at nothing for a while